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BAD HUMOR
2 Quickies
1. It's A Boy!
An unmarried woman arrived at her office one morning and started passing out cigars.
"What's the occasion?" she was asked.
She proudly flashed her new diamond ring. "It's a boy! Six-foot-two, brown hair, blue eyes, 190 pounds!"
2. Optimism
A man was asked to play in a golf tournament but he demurred.
Then they told him, "Come on. It's for handicapped and blind kids."
He thought, "Hey! I could win this thing!"
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Sex Party Enters Political Fray Downunder
MELBOURNE, Australia -- There's a new political party in Australia, Voyeurwebbers, and it's candidates will be seeking election to state and federal parliaments Downunder on the campaign slogan: "We're serious about sex."
The new party is, appropriately enough, the Australian Sex Party.
The party, which is set to be introduced at the Melbourne Sexpo, will seek offices in state and federal parliaments on a platform opposing the government's proposed Internet filter, demanding a national sex education curriculum and supporting same-sex marriage, according to Australian news reports.
Fiona Patten, founder of the Australian Sex Party, said the proposed Internet filter is "a real step backwards to where we've come. In fact it's far more censorial then we probably were 30 years ago."
She said the filter would put Australia's Internet sex industry out of business within five years of implementation. "Material that would be classified X-rated ... is considered illegal content and that is material that is currently available ... in news agents" (that would be news stands in the U.S.), said Patten.
-- Stone the bloody crows, Voyeurwebbers! At last there's a political party that not only makes sense but has a clear goal of what it wants to achieve - namely, allowing adult Aussies to be adults. A simple, straightforward campaign platform that seeks to eliminate censorship Downunder. Of course, it stands to reason that, as one who takes his sex seriously, hehehe!, I'd favor such a political party, just as you'd favor all the lovely ladies at VW's sexplicit RedClouds and HomeClips sextions, hehehe! It will be interesting to see how many of the Australian Sex Party's candidates get elected. -- Igor
EYE ON: Tattoos by K.
If you're into tattoos and sex, Voyeurwebbers, there's a heck of a deal going on in Germany you may want to check out.
The Pascha, in the city of Cologne, has got a deal for you. Eye should probably mention that the Pascha is one of Europe's largest brothels. Its 12-story building houses 120 sex workers.
Even better, the Pascha is offering free entry for life to customers who have its name tattooed on their arm. The brothel's management did not expect anyone to take them up on their unique promotion -- and they were dead wrong.
More than 40 men have already signed on to have PASCHA inked onto their arm in large blue letters. The response has been so good, the brothel's tattoo artist is having to work extra shifts.
Herbert Manske, 46, was among the dozens of clients who queued up to be tattooed on the first night.
"My wife doesn't mind," he said. "I get free drinks all night and can look at all the pretty girls."
Another customer Karl-Heinz Daheim, 46, told the German tabloid Express: "You have to do something crazy in life at least once."
Men who have the tattoo will save the brothel's five-euro entry fee for life and get discounts on other services like lap dances.
They would, however, still have to pay for any time spent with the sex workers who are self-employed and independent from the brothel.
Hang on a second ... In return for having the brothel's name permanently tattooed on their arms in big blue letters all they get is a waiver on the five-euro entry fee and discount lap dances? As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, these guys just got screwed and tattooed blue. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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