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2 Quickies
1. Q & A
Q. How can you tell which medicine bottle contains the PMS pills?
A. It's the one with the bite marks on the cap!
2. Naming The Kidlet
A friend noticed Mary Lou was pregnant.
She asked Mary Lou's 4-year-old son if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" replied the lad, to his mother's surprise, "and I even know what we're going to name it."
"Really?" asked the woman.
"Yup! If it's a girl we're gonna call her 'Christina,' and if it's another boy we're gonna call it 'Quits'!"
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'There She Is: Miss ... Uhh ... Sister Angelina!' ... What The ??!!
MONDRAGONE, Italy -- Just when you thought the world was cruising along nicely, Voyeurwebbers, something like this comes along and leaves you so confused your GPS can't even find you.
"This" is a new beauty contest for ... well, it's for nuns. Really.
A priest in Mondragone, Italy, says he expects at least 1,000 women to enter his Sister Italia beauty contest, which is open only to nuns.
Father Antonio Rungi said the Sister Italia contest is a strictly online venture but he expressed hope that high participation would allow the event to flourish into a full-fledged pageant, according to new reports.
Father Rungi said the entrants, who must be between ages 18 and 40, would be judged primarily on "inner beauty" and would not be asked to wear swimsuits or any other revealing outfit. He said the contest is open to any novices or full members of an order, even if the order is not based in Italy.
"Do you really think nuns are all wizened, funereal old ladies? Today it's not like that any more, thanks to an injection of youth and vitality brought to our country by foreign girls," said the priest.
He said some nuns from Africa and Latin America are "really very, very pretty. The Brazilian girls above all."
The priest said voting for the contest will begin next month.
-- ZOINKS! What the ...? A beauty pageant for nuns? And how can you judge a person's, any person's, "inner beauty"? Methinks Father Rungi may have gotten a touch of sun stroke on that last pilgrimage to Brazil, hehehe! Well, no matter, it may even be a good idea. But if it's "outer beauty" you're looking for, Voyeurwebbers, then we have your beauty contest (and several other contests) for you right here at your ever-lovin' always-beautiful-ladies-friendly Voyeurweb. In fact, we have more beauty contest winners and runners up than any other site on the World Wide Web. We have Best Contri winners, Sexy Rear winners, Naked In Public winners, Naked Outdoor winners, Naked Indoor winners ... well, I could go on and on and still not list them all, hehehe! So, if you want to see thousands of lovely ladies who are beautiful both outside and inside, you've cum ... er ... come to the right place. And the "spirit" will definitely move you. Hehehe! -- "VW Pageant Director" Igor
EYE ON: New Zealand by K.
A new business is opening this week in Dannevirke, New Zealand, Voyeurwebbers, and the competition for job openings has surprised even the business owner.
Teresa McGregor told local news media that applications were pouring in from all over New Zealand.
"Oh man, we have just had heaps of response. It's been much easier than I thought," said Ms. McGregor, adding that Applications were coming in from "everywhere - everywhere but Dannevirke."
Eye thinks this anomaly might be because Ms. McGregor is the madam for the Promiscuous Girlz brothel, the new business in Danneirke.
Despite the lack of local applicants, Ms. McGegor is beaming. "People seem to be quite keen to come here, so I am quite surprised."
McGregor's plan to open a brothel in the local Public Trust building, on the town's main street became public about a month ago. In that short time, public and national media (that would be New Zealand national media) interest has been written in local newspapers or on news broadcasts through the country.
Opponents within the town held protest meetings, arranged an 800-signature petition, and argued against the brothel's resource consent.
Then, on July 24, it happened -- the bordello was finally approved by the Tararua District Council; and there was much rejoicing.
McGregor has been busy ever since, hiring staff and ensuring the building is up to code.
And in a sure sign that McGregor is on to something, not only were staff numbers up, but premature patrons are making reservations for the brothel's grand opening this weekend.
McGregor also said she hasn't noticed any ill-feeling directed towards her within the town.
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, that last remark speaks well of the people of Dannevirke, who also deserve credit for realizing that a brothel in the old Public Trust building would not only add to city revenues, provide employment, and fill empty apartments (or flats), it could also improve tourism ... oh, yes, and it would be fun to have handy. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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