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Heya, Voyeurwebbers! Did you know that the origin of sex still remains a mystery? It's true. Scientists have been trying to figure what could have changed all those little asexual - meaning able to reproduce without a partner - critters that inhabited the Earth about 1 billion years ago into critters who couple to reproduce. Today's link looks at the latest thinking on how reproduction without a partner - Boring! - turned into the partnered fun it is today. To find out how sex began, just remove all your clothes, shout: "Hey! I'm a mutant!" hehehe! and Click Here
BAD HUMOR
He Said, She Said
1. "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
2. A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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And They're Off! ... In 3-Inch Stiletto Heels?
SYDNEY, Australia -- It definitely was not your every day race, Voyeurwebbers.
Organizers of the annual stiletto heel race in Sydney, Australia, said 265 people shod in heels of at least 3 inches participated in this year's race.
Brittney McGlone, 18, a national champion in the under-20s 400-meter hurdles, outraced dozens of other women and a few high-heeled men and completed the 100-meter sprint in first place, according to various news reports.
McGlone took home a pair of designer sandals and $4,200 to go toward her favorite charity.
Spectators said many participants vying for top positions ended up in a massive pile-up as some lost their balance during the high-heeled sprint.
-- First things first, Voyeurwebbers, so a hearty congratulations to Ms. McGlone on winning this odd race Downunder ... and looking great doing it, hehehe! Now then, there was something else that caught my eye in this article. Did you spot it, Voyeurwebbers? Okie, it's the part of the last line that reads: "participants vying for top positions ended up in a massive pile-up". And it suddenly struck me: The same exact thing happens without fail at every big orgy I host. It has even been known to happen in my super-size hot tub. Hehehe! -- Igor
EYE ON: Snatching by K.
Police in Port St. Lucie, Florida, have a unique robbery mystery on their hands, Voyeurwebbers, and the only clue is a fake boob.
The case began when a 74-year-old woman told police she was walking to her car when a thief pushed her to the ground and ran off with her purse.
A water-filled condom covered by a sock, which the victim said had popped out of the suspect's tube top during the struggle, was found by officers at the scene.
One witness told police the thief wore a denim mini skirt and a black tube top and left in a silver car occupied by two other men also dressed as women.
That's right, Voyeurwebbers, the police are looking for a trio of cross-dressing male purse snatchers, particularly the one whose "boob" popped out at the crime scene.
In fact, police are processing the fake boob for fingerprints to identify the suspects, said a police spokesman. They will also conduct a DNA analysis on a hair - possibly a chest hair - found on the condom/fake boob.
As Eye sees it, Voyeurwebbers, this case could well go down in the annals of the Port St. Lucie Police Dept. as the "Rubber Boobie Condom Caper". Also, Eye is hoping the police get their men ... no matter how they're dressed. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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