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Heya, Voyeurwebbers. I was just thinking about landscape art ... how relaxing and soothing it is to look at. Did you know that landscape art can also be very sensual in a very sexual sense? It's true. Take the artist at today's Surprise Link, for example. I can't look at one of his works without thinking of the sensual curves and sensuous depths of the nude female form. See if this doesn't happent to you, too. Just Click Here
BAD HUMOR
A Lesson In Business Management
Johnny want to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me screw you."
But the girl said, "NO".
Johnny said, "Ill be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened?
She wailed, "The bastard used coins!"
Business Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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'You Are Only Young Once'
BORDIGHERA, Italy -- They say the flame of love burns eternal, Voyeurwebbers, and it certainly did for a couple in Bordighera, Italy.
That's where a 101-year-old Italian man is to marry his 98-year-old girlfriend after a courtship of more than half a century.
Retired gynaecologist Giuseppe Rebaudi is to marry long-time girlfriend Silvie Basain next month, the couple started seeing each other in 1952.
French-born Silvie said: "We just need to get a certificate from the French embassy that I have not been married before and am single."
She said her only worry was that they might be rushing things: "We have only been together for 50 years - that may be a bit quick but then again you are only young once."
The ceremony will take place at their home in Bordighera, in northwest Italy.
-- Talk about long engagements, Voyeurwebbers! They have only been dating ... let's see, they started in 1952 and it's now 2008 ... WOW! 56 years. This means they started dating before Italy even had television. I don't think Silvie has to worry about "rushing things", hehehe! I just hope the French bureaucrats don't take too long to issue Silvie the necessary certificate. Congratulations to Giuseppe and Silvie on their upcoming nuptials. And for inspiring other young couples, hehehe!, I have no qualms whatsoever in naming Giuseppe and Silvie as Voyeurweb's official "Hero and Heroine of the Moment". Viva amore! -- Igor
EYE ON: Celebrity Sex Secrets by K.
Recently, Voyeurwebbers, some sex secrets of celebrities have been coming out. No, Eye isn't referring to the latest Britney or Pamela sex tapes. This is much more titillating and salacious than those. And its the kind of stuff the celebrities in question would prefer never to have revealed. On the other hand, all the celebrities mentioned are no longer with us.
Take the movie and t.v. comedy team Abbot and Costello for example. It turns out that the two had the largest collections of adult movies in Hollywood. And Costello liked to watch hot girl-on-girl action and not just on film either. Costello was said to have the largest collection of adult movies in Hollywood. If true, then his showbiz partner, Abbot, has the second largest -- consisting of 1,500 adult films.
And Marilyn Monroe had a secret, too, although she may not have known it. Someone, unnamed, apparently had, and may still have, a film of the star having oral sex with a guy. Joe DiMaggio allegedly offered the film's owner $25,000 for the film so he could destroy it, but the man refused to sell it.
In 1968, Pop artist Andy Warhol produced a film in Arizona called "Lonesome Cowboys". There was an attempt to prosecute Warhol for transporting an "obscene" film from Arizona back to New York because, according to one source, the film contained a scene in which, “One of the male actors was performing an act of cunnilingus on [a] girl who was on the ground. A second man was licking her breasts. A third male actor was trying to stick his hat up her rectum. A fourth actor was exposing himself and had his trousers dropped to his knees and trying to have her perform an act of fellatio on him.” The charges were dropped when the film contained no proof of penetration.
In 1947, there was the sex worker who complained that Frank Sinatra refused to pay her for sexual services. But it turned out that the star may have had a good reason for that. It seems that the sex worker was too drunk to carry out her end of the deal. Even so, she still wanted Sinatra to pay her $100 fee. Eye is with Frank on this one, Voyeurwebbers. There's no sense paying for a service you never received.
There were also a couple of less interesting stories about Elvis Presley and Jimi Hendrix -- separate stories, the two were not together -- but Eye won't go into the details because Eye is still a big fan of both. Ditto on the stories involving some sports celebrities.
All this make the sexcapades of Britney and Pamela seem to pale by comparison, Voyeurwebbers.
Oh, in case you're wondering where all these juicy celebrity sex secrets were hidden, they were in FBI files, recently released under a Freedom of Information Act request. It's enough to make a person not want to be a celebrity. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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